• *Audience member asks Tegan to marry her*:
  • Tegan: Thanks for asking. That's very nice.
  • Sara: Apparently Tegan is really into this person so perhaps they want to get married.
  • Audience Member: Tegan will you marry me?
  • Tegan: Sure.
  • Sara: God, you're like fucking captain kangaroo over there.
  • Tegan: No, I just think it's good for our balance. You know, you're dark, I'm light. You're bad, I'm good. You say no, I say yes. You're mean, I'm nice.
  • Sara: I have standards, you're a slut.
  • *Johnny high fives Sara: *
  • Tegan: Well I'm still nice!
  • Sara: And a slut.